The Secretary Bird
for your personal secretarial service
025 349 801
The secretary bird of the African plains,
Is truly a wonder to see,
As it hops up and down on the snakes it has found,
Like a typist who’s pounding each key.
The feathers that grow on the back of its head,
Have given the creature its name,
They look, to be fair, like the quills in the hair,
Of the clerks of Victorian fame.
But now in the era of Windows and Word,
The Secretary Bird of today,
Is state of the art, and ready to start,
Without any fuss or delay.
Professional service is her guarantee,
For all secretarial tasks,
The feathers are gone, but the typing lives on,
All done as the customer asks.
So give her a call or send an e-mail,
The Secretary Bird will appear,
To lighten the load on your company’s road,
To success in the corporate sphere.